Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
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We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
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Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
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