We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
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Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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