thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
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Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
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I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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