C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
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I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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