this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
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just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
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He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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