So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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