those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
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i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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