I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
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It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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