This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
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Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
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We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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