I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
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We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
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like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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