I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
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I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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