My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
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there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
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You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
its liver damage thursday
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