butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
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i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
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I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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