they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
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I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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