its not stalking. its research.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
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we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
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Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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