Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
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Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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