It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just cut my nipple shaving
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
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you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
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$5. Donated.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I'm too high and old for this...
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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