Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Randomize