Sponge bath it is.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
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I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
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Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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