Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
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alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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