I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
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you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
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Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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