their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
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But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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