have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
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Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
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You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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