Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
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You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
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Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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