Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
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Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
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It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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