she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
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things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
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For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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