Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
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what are you doing with your life
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They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
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I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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