so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
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It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
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I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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