I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
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Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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