He uses pillows to masturbate.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
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Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
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I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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