there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
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Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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