If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
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I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
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I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
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