You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
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You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
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So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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