I feel like I'm in dance class right now
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
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He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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