My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
so let's talk penis.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
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Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
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Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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