if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
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We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
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Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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