Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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It's official drugs can't kill me
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
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I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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