theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
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Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
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We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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