You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
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I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
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Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
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