dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
She announced her abortion via fbk
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
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Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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