We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
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You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
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Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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