a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
stop calling my apartment porn island.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
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But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
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Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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