Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
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Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
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My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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