this beer tastes like vomit already
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
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We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize