I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
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Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
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He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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