Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
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I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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