kristin has been a bad kristin
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
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he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
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I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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