its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
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I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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