Sponge bath it is.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
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just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Sorry my hands just texted you
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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