Can Purell be used as lube?
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
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It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
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did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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